Problem: Two entertainment products are for sale. Which to buy? The Titanic DVD or Bill Clinton's book, My Life?
Titanic: $29.99
My Life: $29.99
Titanic: Over 3 hours to watch
My Life: Over 3 hours to read
Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe
My Life: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe
Titanic: Jack is a starving artist
My Life: Bill is a bullshit artist
Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar
My Life: Ditto for Bill
Titanic: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined
My Life: Ditto for Monica
Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit
My Life: Let's not go there
Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry
My Life: Monica's forced to return her gifts
Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life
My Life: Clinton doesn't remember Jack
Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen
My Life: Monica--- ooh, let's not go there, either
Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death
My Life: Bill goes home to Hillary (so, basically the same)
So what's your choice?
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