Your Choice in Entertainment

Problem: Two entertainment products are for sale. Which to buy? The Titanic DVD or Bill Clinton's book, My Life?

Titanic: $29.99
My Life: $29.99

Titanic: Over 3 hours to watch
My Life: Over 3 hours to read

Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe
My Life: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe

Titanic: Jack is a starving artist
My Life: Bill is a bullshit artist

Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar
My Life: Ditto for Bill

Titanic: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined
My Life: Ditto for Monica

Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit
My Life: Let's not go there

Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry
My Life: Monica's forced to return her gifts

Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life
My Life: Clinton doesn't remember Jack

Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen
My Life: Monica--- ooh, let's not go there, either

Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death
My Life: Bill goes home to Hillary (so, basically the same)

So what's your choice?

Posted November 12, 2004

« What Would Jesus Do? | Home | Random | The Drunk and The Biker »

Category: Media -- Prev: Suicide Bombers | Next: Dear Abby
Category: Politics -- Prev: Somebody Else Won | Next: The Palestinian Solution