You Might Be a Redneck Jedi If (2)
Monday's entry prompted a reader* to send more....
You Might Be a Redneck Jedi If...
- Your landspeeder has a bumper sticker that reads, "You can have my lightsaber when you pry it from my cold dead fingers!"
- Your R2 unit has beer on tap.
- You're itchin' for your next hunting trip to the forest moon of Endor so you can "bag your limit" of Ewoks.
- You find out your girlfriend is your sister.
...And you've still got the hots for her.
...And you tell Han, "Beat it buddy, I saw her first."
- You think it's OK to use Federation landing craft to flush game.
- You've ever said, "It's about damn TIME Amidala got married! Hell, she's nearly fifteen!"
- Your favorite pod racer's name is "Dale".
- You think "Demolition Pod Racing" is the next big sport.
- You've ever left the body panels off your protocol droid because, "I'd just have to take 'em off again to adjust somethin'."
- You've ever used a double-barreled lightsaber.
- Your name is "Bubba Fett".
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*(Dave Leigh of Union, S.C., who wrote most/all of this batch.)
Posted October 21, 2009