You find yourself beginning to like accordion music.
You're sitting on a park bench and a Boy Scout comes up and helps you cross your legs.
Lawn care has become a big highlight of your life.
You tune into the easy listening station...on purpose.
You discover that your measurements are now small, medium and large...In that order.
You keep repeating yourself.
You start video taping daytime game shows.
Your Insurance Company has started sending you their free calendar...a month at a time.
At cafeterias, you complain that the gelatin is too tough.
Your new easy chair has more options than your car.
One of the throw pillows on your bed is a hot water bottle.
Conversations with people your own age often turn into "dueling ailments."
You keep repeating yourself.
It takes a couple of tries to get over a speed bump.
You begin every other sentence with, "Nowadays..."
You run out of breath walking down a flight of stairs.
You look both ways before crossing a room.
You go to a Garden Party and you're mainly interested in the garden.
You find your mouth making promises your body can't keep.
You keep repeating yourself.
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