Yes Pecan!
Ben & Jerry's ice cream has released a new flavor, "YES PECAN!", to commemorate Barack Obama's inauguration. (It has "Amber Waves of Buttery Ice Cream With Roasted Non-Partisan Pecans", according to their announcement.)
Supposedly (I doubt it), according to an e-mail going around, they asked for other flavor suggestions to commemorate George W. Bush's term in office. Their supposed favorites:
- Grape Depression
- Housing Crunch
- Abu Grape
- Cluster Fudge
- Nut'n Accomplished
- Iraqi Road
- Chock 'n Awe
- WireTapioca
- Impeach Cobbler
- Guantanmallow
- imPeachmint
- Heck of a Job, Brownie!
- NeoconPolitan
- RockyRoad to Socialism
- Cookie D'oh!
- Nougalar Proliferation
- Death by Chocolate... and Torture
- Chocolate Chip On My Shoulder
- Credit Crunch
- Mission Pecanplished
- Country Pumpkin
- Chunky Monkey in Chief
- WMDelicious
- Chocolate Chimp
- Bloody Sundae
- Caramel Preemptive Stripe
and...
- I Broke the Law and Am Responsible for the Deaths of Thousands... With Nuts
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(P.S.: Don't whine if this joke offends your conservatism -- unless you can honestly say you whined about this one, or this one, or this one, or this one. I post jokes that I find funny, not jokes that serve a political agenda.)
Posted February 16, 2009 8:00 AM
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