Wreckless Driver
A state trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches the driver. "Ma'am, is there a reason that you're weaving all over the road?"
The woman replied, "Oh officer, thank goodness you're here! I almost had an accident!
"Oh?" the cop says.
"Yes!" she says. "I looked up and suddenly saw there was a tree right in front of me! I swerved to the left and wouldn't you know it, there was another tree in front of me. I swerved to the right and there was still another one, again right in front of me!"
The officer leaned into her window, and sniffed.
Not smelling any telltale signs on her breath, the officer put another aspect of his training to work: He reached past her blonde head to her rear-view mirror and pulled off the item hanging from it.
"Ma'am," he says patiently, "that was your air freshener."
Posted October 30, 2004 9:31 AM
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