A British dating site asked its female members to tell them the worst pick-up lines they've ever heard. Here are the top 30. Hard to believe there are guys out there who would try such lines, but a reporter from the Sun tabloid went up to good-looking women on the street and tried them, getting reactions ranging from "Aw, that's so sweet and very cute." to "F--k off!" (Guys don't really introduce themselves as "Bond -- James Bond" and expect the same reaction the fictional character gets in the movies, do they?!)
- I'm here. What were your other two wishes?
- Do you believe in love at first sight -– or should I walk by again?
- Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?
- That dress would look great –- on my bedroom floor.
- I may not be Fred Flintstone but I could make your Bedrock
- I seem to have lost my telephone number, may I borrow yours?
- Get your coat, you've pulled.
- Here's 20 [cents]. Call your mum and tell her you won't be home tonight.
- If you think you'll regret it in the morning, we could sleep until afternoon.
- Is it hot in here or is it you?
- Does God know you've escaped from heaven?
- I think I've seen you on the cover of Playboy.
- I'm new around here. Could you direct me to your flat?
- If I could arrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.
- There's something wrong with my eyes –- I can't taken them off you.
- I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
- I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day.
- Do you sleep on your stomach or can I?
- You must be tired. You've been running through my mind all evening.
- What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this.
- You look like someone I know.
- Do you come here often?
- Drink up -– you've pulled.
- How do you like your eggs in the morning? [To this one, the Sun reporter added, "fertilised or unfertilised?"]
- I feel like Richard Gere because I'm standing next to the Pretty Woman.
- You're great at fishing because you've caught me -– hook, line and sinker.
- Bond. James Bond.
- You look so good I could drink your bath water.
- Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?
- If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
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