Worst Dating Pick-up Lines

From my files, dated early 2004.

A British dating site asked its female members to tell them the worst pick-up lines they've ever heard. Here are the top 30. Hard to believe there are guys out there who would try such lines, but a reporter from the Sun tabloid went up to good-looking women on the street and tried them, getting reactions ranging from "Aw, that's so sweet and very cute." to "F--k off!" (Guys don't really introduce themselves as "Bond -- James Bond" and expect the same reaction the fictional character gets in the movies, do they?!)

  • I'm here. What were your other two wishes?
  • Do you believe in love at first sight -- or should I walk by again?
  • Nice dress. Can I talk you out of it?
  • That dress would look great -- on my bedroom floor.
  • I may not be Fred Flintstone but I could make your Bedrock
  • I seem to have lost my telephone number, may I borrow yours?
  • Get your coat, you've pulled.
  • Here's 20 [cents]. Call your mum and tell her you won't be home tonight.
  • If you think you'll regret it in the morning, we could sleep until afternoon.
  • Is it hot in here or is it you?
  • Does God know you've escaped from heaven?
  • I think I've seen you on the cover of Playboy.
  • I'm new around here. Could you direct me to your flat?
  • If I could arrange the alphabet I would put U and I together.
  • There's something wrong with my eyes -- I can't taken them off you.
  • I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked.
  • I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day.
  • Do you sleep on your stomach or can I?
  • You must be tired. You've been running through my mind all evening.
  • What's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this.
  • You look like someone I know.
  • Do you come here often?
  • Drink up -- you've pulled.
  • How do you like your eggs in the morning? [To this one, the Sun reporter added, "fertilised or unfertilised?"]
  • I feel like Richard Gere because I'm standing next to the Pretty Woman.
  • You're great at fishing because you've caught me -- hook, line and sinker.
  • Bond. James Bond.
  • You look so good I could drink your bath water.
  • Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?
  • If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

    Posted June 8, 2012

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