Worst Case Scenario
Category: Animals
Here's one of those "worst case scenario" things to think about before it happens so you can do the right thing in an emergency without having to think it out at the time. Ready?
You are on a horse, galloping at a constant speed. On your right side is sharp drop-off, and on your left side is an elephant traveling at the same speed as you.
Wait: there's more.
Directly in front of you is a galloping kangaroo and your horse is unable to overtake it. Behind you is a lion running at the same speed as you and the Kangaroo.
Whew!
Now: What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation?
No really, think about it before scrolling down to the answer!
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What you should do: Get your drunk ass off the merry-go-round!
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