Why Men Favor Handguns Over Women

(It will be amusing to see what ads are "targeted" to this item! Sometimes they're funnier in context than the joke is....)

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Reasons Why Men Favor Handguns Over Women

#8 - If you admire a friend's handgun, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7 - Your primary handgun doesn't mind if you keep another handgun as a back up.

#6 - Your handgun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5 - A handgun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 - Handguns function normally every day of the month.

#3 - A handgun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 - A handgun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a handgun is favored over a woman:

#1 - You can buy a silencer for a handgun!

Posted November 14, 2012 11:00 AM

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