When Two of You Gather

A follow-on to yesterday's item from a friend....

"Wherever two or more of you are gathered, some western journalist has been brutally killed."
--Muhommad

"Wherever two or more of you are gathered, someone else is getting the living shit kicked out of him."
--Christ

"Wherever two of you are gathered, I have sold at least one book."
--L. Ron Hubbard

"Wherever two or more of you are gathered, you're helping me evict the Jews."
-- Martin Luther

"Wherever two or more of you are gathered, some woman is about to be executed for showing a finger."
--Mullah Omar

"If two or more of us are together we are plotting a way to destroy the great western societies."
--Al-queda

"Wherever two or more of you are gathered, I am most certainly not there."
--God

Posted September 15, 2004 10:02 AM

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