What's Better: Work, or Prison?

Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer:

In Prison: You spend most of your time in a 10X10 cell.
At Work: You spend most of your time in an 6X6 cubicle.

In Prison: You get three meals a day free of charge.
At Work: You get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it.

In Prison: For good behavior, you get time off.
At Work: For good behavior, you get more work.

In Prison: The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
At Work: You must carry a security card and open all the doors yourself.

In Prison: You can watch TV and play games.
At Work: You could get fired for watching TV and playing games.

In Prison: You get your own toilet.
At Work: You have to share the toilet with people who pee on the seat.

In Prison: They allow your family and friends to visit.
At Work: you aren't even supposed to speak To your family.

In Prison: All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
At Work: You must pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

In Prison: You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
At Work: You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

In Prison: You must deal with sadistic wardens.
At Work: They are called 'managers'.

I'll bet you think there is something wrong with this picture, but get back to work: you're not getting paid to look at joke sites.

Posted February 5, 2016

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