What Married People Do
A man and a woman -- she a good looking redhead -- found themselves assigned to the same sleeping compartment on an overnight train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the woman reached up and tapped on the upper bunk.
"I'm terribly sorry to wake you, sir, but I'm awfully cold. Could you pop over to the closet and get me another blanket?"
"I have a another idea," he replied. "Just for tonight, would you like to pretend we're married?"
"Wow!" she giggled. "That's a great idea!"
"Good," he replied, turning back over. "Go and get your own damned blanket."
Posted January 4, 2016