What Does TSA Stand For?

You can be sure it's not Truth, Justice, and the American Way! And it's certainly nothing to do with "Transportation Security". (Transportation Security Theater, sure. But that's not the same as Transportation Security!)

The actual meaning of TSA -- pick any three!

  1. Teaching Submission to Americans
  2. Touchin', Squeezin', Arrestin'
  3. Theatrical Security Agents
  4. Taking Scissors Away
  5. Too Stupid for Arby's
  6. They See All
  7. Trained Sodomy Adminstrators
  8. Taking Security Away
  9. Touching Sensitive Areas
  10. Taliban Sharia Advocates
  11. Terrorists Succeeded? Assuredly
  12. Tough Shit, America!
  13. Toddlers Stripped Also
  14. Totalitarian Security Agents
  15. Thigh Strokers Anonymous
  16. Thirty Second Assault
  17. Tremendously Stupendous Arrogance
  18. True Sexual Assault
  19. They'll Search Anyone
  20. Trying to Stop Airtravel

  21. x-ray of 4th Amendment t-shirt
    X-ray of man wearing t-shirt with the Constitution's 4th Amendment printed in metallic ink. ("Amendment IV: The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.") The manufacturer claims the text is readable to agents using body scanners. The shirts are available from 4th Amendment Wear.
  22. Taxpayer Supported Assault
  23. Trampling Servile Americans
  24. Typical State Action
  25. Tawdry Strip Act
  26. Totally Senseless Aggression
  27. Terrorist Support Agency
  28. Thousands Standing Around
  29. Tray Stacker Association
  30. Tight Space Administration
  31. Testicle Searchers of America
  32. The Soviet America
  33. Trains: Suggested Alternative
  34. Trampling Several Amendments
  35. Touching 'Stuff' Aggressively
  36. Touching Safe Americans
  37. Touch Strangers' Asses
  38. Totally Screwing Americans
  39. and...

  40. To Serve Al Qaeda

  41. Posted December 3, 2010

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