What Do You Mean?
A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After gathering up his courage, he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"
To which she responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight! We just met!" -- which causes everyone in the bar to turn and stare at them in silent shock.
Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.
After a few minutes and everyone has gone back to their own business, the woman walks over to him. She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you."
"You sure did," the guy says. "What was that all about?"
"Well," she says, "I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations."
To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "There's no way you're worth a thousand dollars for one night!"
Posted August 6, 2014