Welcome to Hollywood
A good friend has recently chucked the good life in Colorado, and moved to California to pursue an acting career. He's been sending jokes back home about his new profession; here are a couple of the better ones.
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Three gentlemen arrive at the gates of heaven. St. Peter steps out and says to the first guy, "How much money did you make last year?"
"$150,000," the guy replies.
"That's pretty good," St. Peter says. "What did you do for a living?"
"I was an agent."
"OK. That's good," St. Peter says. "Go on and meet God."
The second guy steps forward.
St. Peter asks, "How much did you make last year?"
"One and a half million."
"Very nice," St. Peter says. "What did you do?"
"I was a studio executive."
"Excellent! Go meet god."
The third guy steps forward.
St. Peter asks: "How much did you make last year?"
Guy answers: "Two thousand, two hundred and twenty two dollars and 22 cents."
"Huh," St. Peter says. "What have I seen you in?"
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Q: How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: Ten. One to do it, and nine to say "I could have done that better!"
Posted January 24, 2011