Web Designer Humor: 5 Quickies

For the geek readers out there.

Q: Why did the web designer drown?
A: She didn't know if she should float:left or float:right.

Q: Why was the JavaScript reality show cancelled after only one episode?
A: People thought it seemed scripted.

Q: Why does no one like jokes about descriptions, keywords, or character encodings?
A: They're too 'meta'.

Q: Why was the iOS developer always so sleepy?
A: No one would let her have any Java.

Q: Why did the web designer storm out of the restaurant?
A: She was offended by the table layout.

Posted August 19, 2015

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