We Blame the Chiefs
I know the Kansas City Chiefs are supposed to be pretty bad, but I didn't think they were this bad.
This is an actual obituary as published in the Kansas City Star on November 18, 2012:
Loren G. "Sam" Lickteig passed away on Nov. 14, 2012 of complications from MS and heartbreaking disappointment caused by the Kansas City Chiefs football team. A celebration of life is set for Tuesday, Nov. 20 at 11 a.m. at Coronation of Our Lady Catholic Church, 13000 Bennington Avenue, Grandview, MO, with a luncheon following in the church hall.
Posted November 19, 2012