Victory in Iraq

Passed along by a buddy, who says he got it from a "military contact". Veracity? Uncertain -- but it sure sounds true!

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The Iraqis can be bought by either side -- depending on how much you offer.

One guy was captured after firing rocket grenades and mortors at the American compound but all of his rounds went into a little lake next to the compound. After capture, they found that he was a local farmer and some guys knew him.

Asked why he was doing it, he said that the money was good. When asked why he was such a lousy shot, he said, "I don't want to kill Americans, I just needed the money and nobody said I had to hit anything!"

Posted January 23, 2005 9:20 PM

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