Two Truths about Computers

"We've heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the Complete Works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true."

--Robert Wilensky, University of California

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and, from my files (dated August 1997)...

Windows 95 Defined

Windows 95: n. -- 32-bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16-bit patch to an 8-bit operating system originally coded for a 4-bit microprocessor, written by a 2-bit company that can't stand for 1 bit of competition.

-- Author unknown.

Posted August 2, 2005 11:03 AM

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