Two Truths about Computers
"We've heard that a million monkeys at a million keyboards could produce the Complete Works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true."
--Robert Wilensky, University of California
and, from my files (dated August 1997)...
Windows 95 Defined
Windows 95: n. -- 32-bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16-bit patch to an 8-bit operating system originally coded for a 4-bit microprocessor, written by a 2-bit company that can't stand for 1 bit of competition.
-- Author unknown.
Posted August 2, 2005