Three Religious Truths

I was reminded of this joke when a friend in Oklahoma, where I was visiting last week, told me about a liquor store there which, in the old days, had a "Baptist Window". That, he explained, was a pass-through from the store into the back alley, where Baptists would come to get their liquor -- and not be seen by neighbors.

Three Religious Truths

1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.

2. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith.

and...

3. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or at strip clubs.

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Posted June 29, 2012

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