Three Religious Truths

1. Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.

2. Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith.

and...

3. Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store or at nudie clubs.

Posted June 3, 2004 5:14 PM

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