Three No-Trumps

(Category "Sports"? Well, close enough, I guess: Bridge is at least a game....)

Two couples were playing their regular Bridge game Saturday night when one couple lost the hand rather spectacularly.

They decided to take a little break.

The couple who lost the hand went to a corner to chat about their strategy.

"Yes, dear?" the chagrined man said after she dragged him as far as they could get from the table.

"Will you please tell me," demanded the wife, "how in the world you can make a bid of three no-trumps when I was sitting there with all four aces and a king in my hand?!"

"Well, if you must know," the chagrined spouse said, "I bid on three queens, two jacks, and four whiskeys."

Posted April 14, 2008

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