I've also heard this one as "three politicians", which substitutes Bill Clinton in the punchline.
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Three ministers were at a function: a Pentecostal, an Anglican and a Methodist.
Drinks were served and there was a choice between wine or grape juice.
The Anglican took a glass of wine.
Then the Methodist took a glass of wine.
As the server got to the Pentecostal, he said, "I'd rather commit adultery with a skanky whore than pollute my body with alcohol!"
"Oh!" the Methodist said as he quickly placed his wine back on the tray. "I didn't realize there was a third choice!"
Posted December 21, 2005