Three Ministers
(I've also heard this one as "three politicians", which substitutes Bill Clinton in the punchline....)
Three ministers were at a function: a Pentecostal, an Anglican and a Methodist.
Drinks were served and there was a choice between wine or grape juice. The Anglican and the Methodist both took a glasses of wine, but the Pentecostal said, "I'd rather commit adultery than pollute myself with alcohol!"
The Methodist quickly placed his wine back on the tray. "I didn't realise there was a third choice," he said.
Posted December 21, 2005 10:48 AM
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