Things You Don't Want To Hear During Surgery

  • Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

  • Someone call the janitor -- we're going to need a mop.

  • Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness!

  • Spot! Spot! Come back with that! Bad dog!

  • Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?

  • Hand me that... uh... that uh... thingy.

  • Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.

  • Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500 mg of this stuff before?

  • Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, the guy's got two of 'em.

  • Anyone see where I left that scalpel?

  • I hope his family won't miss him.

  • And now we remove the subject's brain and place it in the body of the ape.

  • Damn! Page 47 of the manual is missing!

  • Nurse, did this patient sign the organs donation card?

    • Posted March 4, 2006 8:00 AM

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