Things You Don't Want To Hear During Surgery

  • Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
  • Someone call the janitor -- we're going to need a mop.
  • Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness!

  • Spot! Spot! Come back with that! Bad dog!
  • Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?
  • Hand me that... uh... that uh... thingy.
  • Oh no! I just lost my Rolex.
  • Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500 mg of this stuff before?
  • Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Hell, the guy's got two of 'em.
  • Anyone see where I left that scalpel?
  • I hope his family won't miss him.
  • And now we remove the subject's brain and place it in the body of the ape.
  • Damn! Page 47 of the manual is missing!
  • Nurse, did this patient sign the organ donation card?
  • Posted January 2, 2015

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