These Boots Were Made for Talking

A lady goes into a bar and sees a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table.

He has, by far, the biggest feet she's ever seen.

The woman asks the cowboy if what they say about men with big feet is true.

"Sure is," the cowboy replies. "But why don't you come back to my place and let me prove it?"

The woman figures "why not," and spends the night with him.

When she sees him the next day, she hands the cowboy a $100 bill.

"I'm flattered," he says, blushing. "Nobody has ever paid me for my prowess before."

"Well, don't be," the woman replies. "Take this money and go buy yourself a pair of cowboy boots that fit!"

Posted March 10, 2006

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