The Woman's Guide To Male English
Category: Men/Women
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| What He Says | What He Means |
| I'm hungry | I'm hungry |
| I'm sleepy | I'm sleepy |
| I'm tired | I'm tired |
| Do you want to go to a movie | I'd like to have sex with you later |
| Can I take you out to dinner? | I'd like to have sex with you later |
| Can I call you sometime? | I'd like to have sex with you later |
| May I have this dance? | I'd like to have sex with you later |
| Nice dress! | Nice cleavage! |
| You look tense, let me give you a massage | I want to fondle you |
| What's wrong? | I don't see why you're making such a big deal out of this |
| What's wrong? | What meaningless, self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now? |
| What's wrong? | I guess sex tonight is out of the question |
| I'm bored | Do you want to have sex? |
| I love you | Let's have sex right now |
| I love you, too | OK, I said it -- we'd better have sex now! |
| Yes, I like the way you cut your hair | I liked it better before |
| Yes, I like the way you cut your hair | $50 and it doesn't look that much different! |
| Let's talk | I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me |
| Will you marry me? | I want to make it illegal for other men to have sex with you |
| I like that one better (while shopping) | Pick any frigging dress and let's go home! |
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