The Woman's Guide To Male English

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What He Says What He Means
I'm hungry I'm hungry
I'm sleepy I'm sleepy
I'm tired I'm tired
Do you want to go to a movie I'd like to have sex with you later
Can I take you out to dinner? I'd like to have sex with you later
Can I call you sometime? I'd like to have sex with you later
May I have this dance? I'd like to have sex with you later
Nice dress! Nice cleavage!
You look tense, let me give you a massage I want to fondle you
What's wrong? I don't see why you're making such a big deal out of this
What's wrong? What meaningless, self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?
What's wrong? I guess sex tonight is out of the question
I'm bored Do you want to have sex?
I love you Let's have sex right now
I love you, too OK, I said it -- we'd better have sex now!
Yes, I like the way you cut your hair I liked it better before
Yes, I like the way you cut your hair $50 and it doesn't look that much different!
Let's talk I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me
Will you marry me? I want to make it illegal for other men to have sex with you
I like that one better (while shopping) Pick any frigging dress and let's go home!

Posted April 30, 2014

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