The Three Wise Women
What would have happened if on the first Christmas, there had been three wise women instead of three wise men?
They would have:
- asked for directions
- arrived on time
- helped deliver the baby
- cleaned the stable
- brought more practical gifts, and
- made a casserole.
But, women shouldn't necessarily gloat about these truths, since there are several other truths here. After they left, they'd be saying to each other:
- Did you see the sandals Mary was wearing with that gown?
- Did you see the drummer boy?! He can beat my drum anytime.
- That donkey they're riding has seen better days.
- I hear that Joseph isn't even working right now.
- Virgin? Hah! I knew her in school days!
- That baby doesn't look anything like Joseph.
- Wanna bet how long it will take to get your casserole dish back?
Posted December 21, 2007 9:30 AM
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