The Talking Dog
Category: Animals
Yeah, I've seen this a number of times in the last year, but I really like it -- it's well worth a repeat if you've seen it before. :-)
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a black lab just sitting there.
"You talk?" he asks.
"Yep," the lab replies.
"So, what's your story?
The lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered this gift pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running, but the jetting around really tired me out. I knew I wasn't getting any younger and I really wanted to settle down. So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings there and was awarded a batch of medals. I had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I'm retired."
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks Bubba what he wants for the dog.
"Ten dollars".
The guy says, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"
"Because he's a liar. He didn't do any of that stuff."
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