The Starbucks Prayer
Caffeine is bad for you, and I avoid it. But I know some "worship" it. My buddy Leo, for instance, often attends conferences with me. Pretty much the first thing he does when he arrives in a city is to figure out where the nearest Starbucks is....
The Starbucks Prayer
Caffeine is my shepherd; I shall not doze.
It maketh me to wake in green pastures:
It leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses.
It restoreth my buzz:
It leadeth me in the paths of consciousness for its name's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of addiction,
I will fear no Equal(tm): For thou art with me;
Thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me.
Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of mine barista;
Thou anointest my brain with pep; my mug runneth over.
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life,
and I will dwell in the House of Starbucks forever.
Posted December 7, 2007 8:00 AM
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