The Sign of a Good Business
On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."
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On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."
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At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
"Invite us to your next blowout."
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On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."
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Sign at a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
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In a Podiatrist's office:
"Time wounds all heels."
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On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
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At a Proctologist's door:
"To expedite your visit please back in."
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At an Optometrist's Office:
"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
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Outside a Muffler Shop:
"No appointment necessary. We heard you coming."
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In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
Posted October 26, 2007 4:00 PM
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