The Sign of a Good Business

On a Plumber's truck:

"We repair what your husband fixed."

. . .

On another Plumber's truck:

"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber."

. . .

At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:

"Invite us to your next blowout."

. . .

On a Maternity Room door:

"Push. Push. Push."

. . .

Sign at a Gynecologist's Office:

"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."

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In a Podiatrist's office:

"Time wounds all heels."

. . .

On a Septic Tank Truck:

Yesterday's Meals on Wheels

. . .

At a Proctologist's door:

"To expedite your visit please back in."

. . .

At an Optometrist's Office:

"If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."

. . .

Outside a Muffler Shop:

"No appointment necessary. We heard you coming."

. . .

In a Veterinarian's waiting room:

"Back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"

Posted October 26, 2007

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