The Seven Kinds of Sex
Sex researchers now report there are seven kinds of sex. Which describes your typical style?
1. Smurf Sex: This kind of sex happens when you first meet someone and you both have sex until you are blue in the face.
2. Kitchen Sex: This is when you have been with your partner for a short time and you are so horny you will have sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.
3. Bedroom Sex: This is when you have been with your partner for a long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you usually have sex only in your bedroom.
4. Hallway Sex: This is when you have been with your partner for too long. When you pass each other in the hallway you both say "screw you."
5. Religious Sex: You get Nun in the morning, Nun in the afternoon and Nun at night.
6. Courtroom Sex: This is when you cannot stand your wife any more. She takes you to court and her lawyer screws you in front of everyone.
7. Social Security Sex: You get a little each month, but not enough to live on.
Posted May 8, 2006