Jumbo Joke: Humor the Way You Like It

The San Francisco Way

The company boss goes up to his four employees, and he's got a serious look on his face.

"I'm really sorry," he says, "but I'm going to have to lay one of you off."

The black employee speaks first. "Can't be me. I'm a protected minority."

The female employee says, "Can't be me. I'm a woman."

The senior employee says, "It better not be me: I'll file an age discrimination suit so fast you'll wish you were never born."

And so one by one, they all turn to look at the last employee: a young, white male. He thinks a moment, then responds: "I think I might be gay."

Posted September 12, 2004 9:09 AM