The Road Trip
While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they left the restaurant and resumed their trip.
When the husband asked his wife to check something on the map a half-hour later, she suddenly realized she had left her glasses on the table, and demanded he turn back.
By then, to add to the aggravation, they had to travel quite a distance before they could find a place to turn around.
All the way back, the elderly husband became the classic grouchy old man. He fussed and complained, and scolded his wife relentlessly during the entire return drive. The more he chided her, the more agitated he became. He just wouldn't let up for a single minute.
To her relief, they finally arrived at the restaurant. As the woman got out of the car, and hurried inside to retrieve her glasses, the old geezer yelled to her,
"While you're in there, you might as well get my hat and the credit card!"
Posted August 30, 2013