The Rabbi and the Priest
A priest and a rabbi were standing by the side of the road with a sign reading, "THE END IS NEAR! Turn yourself around now before it's too late!"
"Leave us alone, you religious nuts!" a driver yelled, stomping on the gas to crash through the sign, blowing it to pieces.
From around the curve, the two men of God hear screeching tires and a big splash.
The rabbi turns to the priest and asks, "Do you think the next sign we make should just say, 'Bridge Out'?"
Posted November 17, 2005 12:41 AM
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