My Darling Husband,
Before you return from your business trip I just want to let you know about the small slip-up I had with the pickup truck when I turned into the driveway. Fortunately it's not too bad and I really didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me.
I was coming home from the store, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake.
The garage door is slightly bent but the pickup fortunately came to a halt when it bumped into your car.
Yes, your Tesla concept car. There's a little dent in it. I am enclosing a picture for you. I am really sorry, but I know with your kind-hearted personality you will forgive me. You know how much I love you and care for you, my sweetheart.
I cannot wait to hold you in my arms again.
Your loving wife.
P.S.: Your girlfriend called.
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