The Point System

In the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played: it doesn't do any good to complain about the rules.

Simple Duties

Social Engagements At a Party

Her Birthday

Dating

Your Physique

Communication: When she wants to talk about a problem

The Big Question: She asks, "Do I look fat?"

Score

For every 100 points earned, you get to have sex with her. During that act...

Posted January 20, 2010

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