The Pilot and the Navigator

The pilot was sitting in his seat and pulled out a .38 revolver. The navigator eyed him suspiciously as he placed it on top of the instrument panel.

After an uncomfortable pause, the pilot asks him, "Do you know what I use this for?"

"No, what's it for?" the navigator asked, even though he was pretty sure what was up.

"I use this on navigators who get me lost!" the pilot said.

The navigator proceeded to pull out a .45 and place it on his chart table, in full view of the pilot, but he didn't say anything.

The pilot finally had to ask: "What's that for?"

"To be honest sir," the navigator replied, "I'll know we're lost long before you will."

Posted February 23, 2005 9:17 AM

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