The Palestinian Solution

The Palestinians, understandably, want a homeland of their own. So far, it doesn't seem chopping up Israel even smaller than it already is will be a satisfactory solution for either side.

So why not give France to the Palestinians?

The French have already stated that nothing is worth fighting for. France certainly has more room, better irrigation and soil than the West Bank or the Gaza Strip. The houses are nicer, and tourists will visit, helping the economy. Plus, there are no pesky Israeli troops there for the Palestinians to hassle with.

Heck, the French won't even fight back ... and they may not even notice their country's gone. It's possibly the perfect solution!

But what about a name for this new "Franco-Palestine" territory?

May I humbly suggest calling it Frankenstine?

Posted January 8, 2005

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