The Optimist and the Pessimist on Christmas Morning
OK, yeah, this one's weird, but we didn't want to be conventional.
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A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks. If one felt it was too hot, the other thought it was too cold. If one said the TV was too loud, the other claimed the volume needed to be turned up.
But worst of all, one was an eternal optimist, and the other a doom and gloom pessimist, so their father decided to play a trick on them both.
On Christmas morning they found two huge boxes under the tree. The pessimist's box had the greatest, most expensive toy ever. The optimist's box was loaded with horse manure.
When the pessimist opened his box, he burst into tears.
"Why are you crying?" the father asked.
"Because my friends will be jealous, I'll have to read the manual before I can play with this, I'll constantly need batteries, and eventually it will get broken," sobbed the pessimist.
Then the optimist opened his box, and he whooped with joy.
"What are you so happy about?" the father asked.
"Well, daddy," the optimist twin replied, "there's got to be a pony around here somewhere!"
Posted December 25, 2015