The Obstetrician's Office

Category: Medical

Three women were sitting in an obstetrician's waiting room for their appointments. The redhead announces proudly, "I'm going to have a boy!"

How do you know? one of the others asked.

"I was on top, so I'm going to have a boy."

The brunette says, "Well, I'm going to have a girl! I was on the bottom, so I'll have a girl."

With that, the blonde bursts into tears.

What's wrong? the others ask.

The blonde looks up and cries, "I'm going to have a puppy!"

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