The Obstetrician's Office

I've always liked telling this joke....

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Three women were sitting in an obstetrician's waiting room for their appointments. The redhead announces proudly, "I'm going to have a boy!"

"How do you know?" one of the others asked.

"I was on top, so I'm going to have a boy."

The brunette says, "Well, I'm going to have a girl!"

"How do you know?" the others ask.

"I was on the bottom, so I'll have a girl."

With that, they turn to look at the blonde -- who promptly bursts into tears.

What's wrong? the others ask.

The blonde looks up and cries, "I'm going to have a puppy!"

Posted September 10, 2010 8:00 AM

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