The Obstetrician's Office
I've always liked telling this joke....
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Three women were sitting in an obstetrician's waiting room for their appointments. The redhead announces proudly, "I'm going to have a boy!"
"How do you know?" one of the others asked.
"I was on top, so I'm going to have a boy."
The brunette says, "Well, I'm going to have a girl!"
"How do you know?" the others ask.
"I was on the bottom, so I'll have a girl."
With that, they turn to look at the blonde -- who promptly bursts into tears.
What's wrong? the others ask.
The blonde looks up and cries, "I'm going to have a puppy!"
Posted September 10, 2010