The Nursing Home
Two residents of an old folk's home were sitting alone in the lobby one evening. The old man looked over and said to the old lady, "I know just what you're wanting. For $5.00 I'll have sex with you right over there in that rocking chair."
The old lady looked surprised but didn't say a word.
The old man continued, "For $10 I'll do it with you on that nice soft sofa over there."
She flushed a bit, but still said nothing.
"But for $20," he finally said, "I'll take you back to my room, light some candles, and give you the most romantic evening you've ever had in your life."
She still didn't say anything, so the man kept quiet. But after a couple minutes she started digging into her purse. She pulled out a wrinkled $20 bill and held it up toward the man.
"So," the man says with a grin, "you want the nice romantic evening in my room!"
"Get serious," she snapped. "What do I need romance for at my age? Give me four times in the rocker!"
Posted June 25, 2008