The Number of the Beast

This particularly amuses me, since the address to order my famous Get Out of Hell Free cards is -- yes, really -- PO Box 666.

665.9999954 - Number of the Pentium Beast

0.666 - Number of the Millibeast

/666 - Beast Common Denominator

666 x sq. rt (-1) - Imaginary number of the Beast

1010011010 - Binary of the Beast

1-666 - Area code of the Beast

00666 - Zip code of the Beast

1-900-666-0666 - Live Beasts! Call Now! Only $6.66/minute (Must be over 18)

$665.95 - Retail price of the Beast

$710.36 - Price of the Beast plus 6.66% state sales tax

$769.95 - Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement soul

$606.66 - Price of the Beast at Wal-Mart

$566.66 - Price of the Beast at Costco

Phillips 666 - Gasoline of the Beast

Route 666 - Way of the Beast

666 F - Oven temperature for roast Beast

666k - Retirement plan of the Beast

666 mg - Recommended Daily Allowance of Beast

6.66% - 5 year CD interest rate at First Beast of Hell National Bank ($666 minimum deposit)

6-6-6.xls - Spreadsheet of the Beast

Word 6.66 - Word Processor of the Beast

666i - BMW of the Beast

DSM-666 (revised) - Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the Beast

668 - Next-door neighbor of the Beast

and...

999 - The number of the blonde beast.

Posted December 17, 2010

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