The Most American
Two families move from Afghanistan to America. When they arrive, the fathers make each other a bet: In a year's time, whichever family has become more American wins.
A year later, it's time for them to meet again and compare notes.
The first guy says, "Today I had a McDonald's breakfast, bought a case of Budweiser, and I'm about to pick my son up from football practice in my brand-new SUV. How about you?"
The second guy says, "Screw you, terrorist!"
Posted June 3, 2015