The Lie-Detecting Robot

Fed up with never really knowing what's going on in his home, a father buys a lie detector robot that slaps you when you lie.

He decides to test it out on his son at the dinner table.

"Why were you late for dinner tonight?" he asked the teen.

"I was at the library."

The robot slaps the son.

"OK! I was at a friend's house," the son admits. The robot doesn't move.

"Doing what?" asked the father, happy to finally know what's up with his family.

"Watching a movie. Toy Story."

The robot slaps the son.

"OK! It was porn!" cried the son.

"What?" the father yells. "When I was your age I didn't know what porn was!"

The robot slaps the father.

The mother laughs and says, "He certainly is your son!"

The robot slaps the mother.

Posted November 14, 2014

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