The Lecture

A cop sees an older gentleman staggering slightly down the street. It's 1:00 in the morning. He pulls over for a chat.

"Good evening, sir," the cop says. "Is everything OK?"

"Why yes, officer, thank you," the man says, speaking a bit thickly.

"Where are you headed?" the cop asks.

"I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body," the man says with certainty.

"Sir, it's 1:00 in the morning," the cop says. "Who would be giving a lecture on that topic at this hour?"

The man nods, looks the cop in the eye, and says, "My wife."

Posted May 6, 2011

« How They Found Bin Laden | Home | Random | Take That Power Pole and Stick It! »

Category: Drinking/Drugs -- Prev: Charlie Sheen Jokes | Next: Literary Cocktails
Category: Marriage -- Prev: Evolutionary Theory | Next: June Weddings