The Hotdog Vendor
So many people think the first line of this is the joke. It's not. It's ...the first line!
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A Buddhist monk approaches a hotdog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."
The vendor has heard this one before, and without a word he simply makes the hot dog and hands it to the Buddhist monk, who pays with a $20 bill.
The vendor puts the bill in the cash box and closes it.
"Excuse me, but where's my change?" asks the Buddhist monk.
The vendor replies, "Change must come from within."
Posted December 11, 2013