The Geography of Men and Women
The Geography of a Woman
Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa in the late 1800s, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.
Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America in the mid 1900s, well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.
Between 31 and 35 she is like India in the early 1900s, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France in the late 1900s. Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia in the early 2000s, lost the war -- haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.
Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia in the late 1900s, very wide and borders are unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia in the mid 1900s, with a glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.
After 70, a woman is like Afghanistan is now: most everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.
The Geography of a Man
Between 15 and 70 a man is like Iraq in the late 1900s -- ruled by a dick.
Posted March 30, 2012